Separation Agreement

So my wife and I are going through a divorce and for this valentine's day, I decided I would make her a small humorous gift. It is a separation agreement ripped in half with a loop on the top of each half. It is a play on the "breakable" heart shaped lockets you may see. I doubt she'll like it (much less wear it) but I made it to lighten the mood/soften the blow of a great relationship that needs to move on.