Flip-Flops [gnamp]

'Tis the season to wear flip-flops (flippy-flippy-flop flip-flop flip-flop!!!)

I have received permission to model this footwear from the inventor himself, the world renowned French inventor Monsieur Phillipe Philoppe.

Infact- he's so taken with me that he's set up a hot date for me with his niece- a lovely Dutch lass who, in attempting to follow in the rather noisy footsteps of her uncle, attempted to create the first ever inflatable shoe. I went to pick her up but she'd already popped he