Wabbajack

cheese for everyone! wait. scratch that. cheese for no one.

50% of the vertices and triangles have been reduced but it is still massive the stl's are split into 7 pieces and still may not fit on the print bed
caution: untested and not scaled to standard bed sizes.
again sorry for the stupid amount of polys
universal reference sheet: http://sta.sh/05gdjzyi2cs