Customizable beer / soda / cup holder

Do you have a large hole in your desk, just sitting there, waiting to be useful? Well, wait no longer! With the Customizable Cup Holder, your drinks can now be held in style! Soda cans, water bottles, wine glasses, tumblers, (with the appropriate parameters) the Customizable Cup Holder can hold them all!

I have a wire organizer built into my desk that I don't use; I figured I'd print a cup holder for it, since I keep spilling drinks all over my expensive keyboards. Clocking in at a modest 56