Wireless Button Presser

This is the most pointless thing (though it does have a point) that I have ever designed. And I blame Oleg, who really wanted one. It is the perfect way to waste half a gig of memory and the decent processing capability of a Raspberry Pi Zero W on the very simple task of pressing a button.

Now, since the Raspberry Pi Zero W is wireless, and since it is running Robo4J, you can press the button wirelessly over a rest API. Or log into the Raspberry Pi and run the code to press a button. But no m