Washington Crab Calipers - For Your Hearty Crew

After paddling out on the high seas and hoisting up some fresh prey, the Captain wrestled the feisty beast out of its net. To the left he snapped, to the right I dodged with my trusty caliper. The anger in his eyes was visible, and as he writhed and clawed, your intrepid sailor was confused with the differing measurements for different state requirements for Dungeness. The creature from the deep grabbed the captain's trusty caliper and threw it into the depths of Puget Sound.

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