Golf Club Head and Grip

This takes a 1/2" wood dowel for the shaft. I made this for a friend that has broken a few clubs in anger. On the shaft I placed stickers that say "Left hand here, Right hand here and Knee here. On a separate sticker I wrote "For best results user should scream "C&%K S&%#@$G, M@&%$R F%#&@%G Son of a B%&$H" Whilst Breaking Club.