Bart "McCool" Helmet

-Earth base, this is Commander Bart McCool.
-We are under attack by the Zorrinid brain changers.
-Quickly, into the safety dome, Milbot.
-Affirmative, humanoid.
-Ew! Don't mind me, boys.
-Just scrubbin' my undies.
-Sorry, Bart.
-Your dad kinda blew the fantasy.
-I only like it when I'm pretend-scared.
-Keep up the roughhousing, Son.
-Without a strong male presence in the house, you could turn sissy overnight.
-Oh, these stubborn grass stains.