two-handed bottle opener

There have been a few versions of a one-handed bottle opener.

Everybody knows that two is better than one, so here a two-handed bottle opener.

I think people didn’t really get this when i first uploaded this. So here a bit more explanation, as an iFAQ (imaginary FAQ).

Q: Is this a joke?
A: Yes. The question is, what kind of joke.

Q: I knew it wasn’t a bottle opener.
A: That’s not a question.

Q: So this is not a bottle opener?
A: No, it is. I use it to open bottles all the time.