ORK GROT MEGA GUN WITH CREW

Da Grot Mega Gun is da kind of weapon dat exists beyond sensible categories. It is big. It is loud. It haz more pipes, coils, and jury-rigged mechanical arms than any sane mind would bolt onto a tracked chassis - but Meks ain't sane, and sanity never won a battle nohow. It haz been measured at 88 millimeters of pure hostile engineering, and dat's just da bit you can see. Wot's inside is between da gun and wotever dark gods of scrap blessed its construction. Da crew has learned not to ask wot it's gonna do. Could be a disintegrator beam - boring, reliable, gets da job done. But where's da fun in dat? Could be a bolt of pure energy wot strips a tank of all the metal and leaves da driver confused and sad. Could, in extremely rare circumstances, produce a bottle of Grota-Kola and a sound like a disappointed trombone. Or destroy da Univerz. Da extremes are extremely unlikely. Usually it just fires powerfully. In wotever direction da Grots are pointin' it. Wich is usually da right direct