ORK KHORK CHOPPA GOREBOYZ

Dere's a difference between killin' somefing and offerin' it. Any Ork can shoot somefing dead from across a field. Dakka is fine. Dakka 'as its place. But when da Goreboyz stand before da Blood God at da end of a very loud day, dey don't fink 'e's tallying bullet 'oles. 'E's tallying skulls. And skulls don't take demselves. So da Choppa Goreboyz go in close. Chain toof. Blade. Da moment when da offering is made wiv your 'ands and not from a distance. Dere ain't no sacred in efficient. Dere ain't no devotion in a shot dat ends someplace you weren't. Da skull 'elmets ain't decoration. Earning one means findin' a skull big enough to fit an Ork 'ead - and dat narrows da options considerably. You don't stumble across skulls dat size. You make skulls dat size. You make dem personally, up close, wiv da full attention of da Blood God on your back. And den you wear wot's left, because it shows you understood da theology. Five Goreboyz. Five different ways to 'old a choppa. One wiv a maul da siz