Abe’s got a gun.

"Abe’s Got a Gun" To the tune of Aerosmith’s Janie’s Got a Gun (you uncultured boors!) (Verse 1)Dum, dum, dum—here comes the sun,Dum, dum, dum—the deed is done.Dum, dum, dum—Abe’s got a gun,Dum, dum, dum—now the hunt’s begun. (Pre-Chorus)What did that Booth boy do?What did he put Abe through?They said the nation shook that night,But Lincoln’s gun it fired right. (Chorus)Abe’s got a gun, Abe’s got a gun,His whole world’s come undone.From staring straight into the sun—Now the devil’s on the run. (Verse 2)Tell me now, was it untrue?What that actor put him through?Gaslight, thunder, lies, and rain,Someone had to break the chain. (Pre-Chorus)What did that Booth boy do?It’s Abe’s last I.O.U.One clean shot to the brain,Now he’ll never act again. (Chorus)Abe’s got a gun, Abe’s got a gun,His dog day’s just begun.Now the ghosts are on the run—And the South won’t rise again. (Bridge)Run away, run away from the pain, yeah,Run away, run away from the flame, yeah.Yeah, yeah, yeah—click—Run a