Alien Middle Finger Salute

⚠️If you can't see my other middle finger models, turn on nsfw in your account settings under preferences⚠️An Alien StoryThis is the story of a little alien explorer that crash landed on our planet. With no way of repairing his space craft and no means to communicate back home, he did what he could to survive on our harsh planet. Destitute and desperate, he had lost all hope until one day he fatefully stumbled across a can of baked beans. It wasn't long before he discovered the amazing healing powers of this super food, and once he had learned how to harness the unpleasant side effects, he knew that he had finally discovered a way of getting back home. After months of training, the day finally arrived. Loaded up with an unthinkable amount of baked beans in the belly, his rear-end ignited and as he blasted off into outer space… he saluted us. EpilogueOur little alien friend made it safely back to his home planet and his story became the stuff of legend. In honour of his exploits