Ballchinian Chickenfish

The Ballchinian Chickenfish is nature's worst inside joke—an unholy mashup that looks like it lost a bet with evolution. Its fishy body is pretty standard at first glance but then, front and center, where a fish mouth should be, it’s rocking a full-on chicken beak. A beak. Not a dainty, birdlike touch, but a full clucker’s tool, perfect for pecking at worms and shaming smaller fish in its underwater barnyard. But it doesn’t stop there, because just under that magnificent beak are two... danglers. That’s right—this aquatic abomination has a pair of fleshy, well, chin jewels, hanging out like it’s auditioning for a very weird sitcom. Nah, but seriously – I got into bed a few nights ago, tired as can be, and I started up Nomad Sculpt for the first time. A half-an-hour later, this ugly thing was born. What is it? Who the hell knows, but now it lives on my nightstand.