Butthurt Cream

🧴Butthurt Cream – Emergency Relief Edition Ever felt personally attacked by a meme? Lost an argument online and now your ego hurts more than your muscles? Don’t worry — we’ve got you covered. Butthurt Cream™ is the ultimate fictional remedy for: bruised egos 💔 spicy comment sections 🔥 losing debates you thought you’d win 🤡 and all forms of emotional damage 💡 Instructions: Apply generously after reading the comments. Reapply after checking notifications. ⚠️ Side effects may include: sudden sense of humor ability to take a joke reduced internet rage Perfect as a keychain, gag gift, or daily reminder not to take life (or the internet) too seriously.