Chibi Cute Caterpillar Cake model

Meet Not-Colin. That’s right—definitely not Colin. Don’t even think about calling him Colin. He’s heard it before. He’s tired. He’s chocolatey. And he’s got antennae that scream “original design” and a dead-eyed stare that says, “I’ve seen things... icing things.” With a physique best described as “solidly caterpillar-shaped” and a paint job that whispers "knockoff Smarties, but make it fashion", this 3D printed marvel is a celebration of legal grey areas and birthday cake trauma. Features include: Six adorable stumps that may or may not function as legs. A fondant-fudgey expression that walks a fine line between “please love me” and “I know where you live.” Sprinkles of anxiety, tastefully dotted along his flanks like war medals from dessert-based skirmishes. Let’s be clear:He is not Colin.He has never been Colin.He once met Colin at a bake sale and found him pretentious. This is Kevin, or possibly Gavin, or even Martin if you’re feeling frisky. But never Colin. Stick him on y