Chicken Dentures

These dentures were designed for my chickens. I'm planning on them being able to hunt larger animals like feral cats, raccoons, possums,coyote, and deer.

As I've been training my chickens to hunt it occurred to me that they're mean enough and their tactical skills are on-par but they just don't have teeth to tear and rend flesh from bones. After minutes of contemplating research I designed these chicken dentures. This way my chickens should be able to sufficiently latch on to the prey's necks and drain them of their life-giving blood.

Print these out, take them and the chickens to the local dentist. Have him apply crown cement to the chickens beaks and insert the dentures. The next part is VERY IMPORTANT: the dentist will need to tape the beak shut and the tape will have to stay there for at least one hour for the cement to set-up. When this is done, you'll need to feed the chickens soup for the next day for a full cure of the cement. After 24 hours, your chickens will be battle-