Conversation Hearts for Married Couples

Standard conversation hearts are fine for budding love, but what about long-term relationships, where feelings can be more… complicated? Introducing Conversation Hearts for Married Couples—now you can express what you’re really feeling via the magic of 3D printing. Compare old-fashioned messages with our modern, more insightful versions: Them Us KISS ME PLEASE BRUSHI’M WAITING… NAKED & AFRAIDTEXT ME SEE MY ATTORNEYU COMPLETE ME LOW ON OPTIONSLUV U FOREVER U DEPLETE ME Enjoy 20 unique, double-sided messages in all! Suggest new messages in the comments! DISCLAIMER: May cause lengthy conversations and significant interruption of the game/HGTV. Some users report increased interest in trial separation. Developer not responsible for underlying compatibility issues you’ve been ignoring for years. Don’t print Conversation Hearts for Married Couples if you’re allergic to Conversation Hearts for Married Couples. Do not ingest. (Seriously, keep these away from kids—they’re not candy. What’s the m