Diet fork gimmick

The "Diet Fork" – Efficiency in Every (Missing) BiteTired of calorie counting? Put down the spreadsheet and pick up the ultimate weight-loss tool that literally won't let you eat. This "Diet Fork" is meticulously engineered to ensure that approximately 0% of your pasta actually makes it to your mouth. Features:Zero-Calorie Design: Features strategically "missing" tines to ensure maximum food slippage.Aerodynamic Geometry: Printed with a lightweight infill so you can wave it frantically at your plate with minimal effort.Universal Compatibility: Works with salad, steak, and even soup (with exactly the same level of success).The Perfect Gag Gift: Ideal for that friend who is always starting a "new leaf" on Monday. Print Settings:Material: PLA or PETG (Note: Not food safe—strictly for the bit!).Supports: None required for the "broken" version.Infill: 15% (It’s on a diet, keep it light).Disclaimer: This is a novelty item only. Do not actually atte