Dinner with grandma

(When You Say You’re Not Hungry…) They thought it would be just another quiet visit.A dusty old manor, a smiling grandmother, the smell of something… ancient… wafting from the kitchen. But when they politely said, “No thanks, we’re not hungry,” the air grew cold.Grandma’s eyes began to glow with a faint crimson hue, and the wallpaper seemed to breathe.Then came the sound — the creaking of bone and root, the hum of an ancient curse waking up after centuries of sleep. Because Grandma wasn’t just any grandma.She was Ethelia the Eternal, a demon-chef who has been feeding ungrateful guests to her cursed cauldron since before written history. Now the kitchen walls twist with vines, an unholy cookbook floats open by itself, and a horned watcher crouches above the scene — curious to see if dessert will be served. Moral of the story?Never tell Grandma you’re not hungry. 🖤 Lore summary:In this diorama, the kitchen becomes a battleground of manners and madness. A pair of modern adventurers, real