Drink Coasters

Here are six humorous drink coasters for you to enjoy.
1 - Daughters are like flowers they fill the house with beauty but sometimes attract pests.
2 - Some people are not missing the odd screw. The whole freaking' tool box is gone.
3 First rule to house cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone.
4 - Coffee does not irritate me or ask me stupid questions in the morning. Try being more like coffee.
5 - Life is to short to be serious all the time. So if you can't laugh at you self, call me, I'll laugh at you.
6 - I never said I was perfect... I just said I was 'Awesome' !!