Fountain, but BETTER

I have often looked upon the Dadaist readymade sculpture, Fountain, and found it lacking in taste and aerodynamic merit. With this upgraded version, I intend to:

-Increase traction

-Improve braking

-Look sick and get more bitches

By adding a spoiler to it, I can address all of these issues at once.

UPDATED VERSION NOTE

The second version with holes for mounting the wheel chuck from a Tech-Deck is available as well now