Homespun - Fan showdown entry

This is my entry for Major Hardware's Fan Showdown series on Youtube. https://youtu.be/uYEWVMvLVVg Here's the description I sent:

Have you ever seen a hot ceiling? Of course not. And it's all thanks to the humble ceiling fan. But what if we could put this technology in our PCs? Presenting: The Homespun.
If it's good enough for our ceilings, it's good enough for our PCs™