I'm a chemical engineer

I got tired of all my relatives telling me that "Since you're a chemical engineer, you know chemistry, right? Wrong!" So I decided to make this target to hang on my front door, so that everyone can know that I know very little about chemistry. So, for all my colleagues and future aspiring chemical engineers, here is the definitive "must have" for your life to hang and/or keep wherever you want. I'm a chemical engineer, please don't ask me anything about chemistry Hope you all enjoy this one!