Kongo's Bugging Eyeballs

- Have you recently moved to a town with a populace mutated by pollution, radiation, or demonic forces, and you just don't fit in?

- Do you think your face should reflect the dread you experience whenever you contemplate existence in an infinite, uncaring universe?

- Is it tax season?

If you answered 'yes' to any of the above, we at _KONGO!_ have eyes for you!