Magikarp Tissue Dispenser

This is definitely one of the weirdest things I've ever made...

It's a tissue dispenser that looks like a magikarp. It seems crazy but there's some definite synergy here, with magikarps always flopping around on their sides and the tissue sticking out like a fin.

Some post-printing assembly is definitely required. I used glue to put it all together, but installed some cabinet door clasps make it easy to snap the two halves apart and back together. Then I carefully painted it with too many layers of cheap craft paints.

I don't know much about standard tissue box sizes from around the world, but it seems to fit the shorter kind you can get in the US.