Middle Age Super Fan

Middle Age Super Fan reporting for duty. He’s a Mandalorian somehow on the payroll of Starfleet, enforcing the Prime Directive with a jetpack and a questionable amount of beskar. No Borg collective can assimilate him, no Sith gets away with unpaid bounties, and yes, he argues whether phasers beat blasters while actively using both. He travels by hyperspace, insists it’s basically warp speed with better branding, and ends every mission by saying “This is the way… engage.” 🖖🚀🛡️