Missile-Toe Ornament

Kiss a loved one under the missile-toe!

Toes are divisive. Disgusting or sexy depending on your view.

Missiles are divisive. Their use either reduces or increases the number of enemies you have, depending on your view.

Mistletoe is divisive. A charming gesture or a ruse for people to make unwanted advances, depending on your view.

Kiss a loved one under the Missile-Toe and feel weird about it! Or don't.