NES Gyromite Solo Controller Adapter

Did you ever want to play Gyromite (or is it Robot Gyro?) on your Nintendo Entertainment System but your robotic operating buddy ROB didn't feel like playing and your little brother is forty-two now and lives across the country so he can't raise and lower the red and blue pillars for you? Well, now you can without resorting to duct tape or trying to push buttons with your toes.

This handy and totally not ridiculous adapter allows you to hold both standard NES controllers at once with the red and blue pillar buttons conveniently labeled for you. The turnip buttons have a spot for a label too, or you could put a name plate or other decoration there. A very simple one is provided.