Nintendo Switch 2 Slide-In Case

I haven't been satisfied by any of the Switch 2 cases I've seen. The best low-profile case designs don't actually protect anything and don't stand the test of use. The most rigorous cases are large and bulky, and don't allow access to the charging ports (this is actually a complaint I have about most Switch and Switch 2 cases I've seen. Like, guys, why not?). And most of the cases I've seen for 3D printing don't fit right in the hand, if they actually offer protection. So what does any wannabe engineer with CAD software and a 3D printer do? That's right: they spend an inordinate amount of time coming up with a solution to their problem so they can brag about their Switch case being 3D printed, and share it with the Internet so others can do the same. It looks kind of like an acorn when it's closed, only unlike an acorn, the whole thing is bumpy, not just the cap. The Switch 2 slides in from the top, and will only slide into the case in the correc