Peter Meter Penis Measuring Tool

This is my “Peter Meter” penis measuring tool. It will measure penises from 2-½" to 9-½". Anything longer and it will push the measuring tape out of the tool body and the user will have to find another way to measure their junk. To use, simply slide the erect penis into the Peter Meter. The penis will push the penis plate forward and the yellow gauge will provide a rough measurement of the penis length as well as a satisfaction emoji on how a female recipient may respond to the resulting length. Of course this my own general interpretation of the penis length-to-satisfaction correlation and is certainly a personal preference. The Peter Meter would be great for adult parties of all sorts. Especially a gag gift for a bachelorette/bachelor party, adult white elephant gift exchange, or really anything you need to print something for to get a laugh out of people. Print one for yourself and see how you measure up! PRINTING: There are two versions of the main body. I added an addition