Sand Dragsta'

Do you know what the single most stupid form of transport in a desert could possibly be?

Did you say a half mile drag racer?

Because THIS IS A ARMOURED HALF MILE DRAG RACER!!

I don't think I have to explain much further, because if you want this thing you stopped reading about 10 seconds ago and are already downloading this idiotic machine and salivating over exactly who in your gang is going to be insane enough to try driving this thing over the dunes...