SELF DEFENSE SPORK!!1!

The Scene:
You're sitting on a park bench, eating your Tupperware container full of cold mac and cheese. As you contemplate why you ever thought it was a good idea to pursue a Master's degree in Liberal Studies, a crazed hobo appears.

Hobo: Hey pretty boy! give me your lunch money!

You:*(looks quizzically at hobo)* Actually, I'm eating this depressing meal because I have no lunch money. Instead of robbing me, perhaps you would like to discuss the ramifications of modern manufacturing technology and it's effects on the abstract art movement?

Hobo: BURRGGPFEPFFTBPRT!!!!

You: I'll take that as a no....,

What follows next is a battle of the ages. A fight among men as old as time itself. This epic battle over the one thing of value in any society. Why does mankind only yearn to destroy itself? To rend flesh and topple empires? Why does he see fit to lay waste to all created, only to build and destroy it again? I don't know, but I made this cool self defense spork in case y