Simplest spaghetti/noodle single ration doser

Are you alone in life like me? No one loves you? Here is one thing you need to make your sad bland pasta without becoming unable to walk through your own apartment doors.

Easy to throw in the drawer and easy as hell to lose it between your rusty cutlery.

Nothing you can't do by yourself in sketchup, but you know, you are too busy watching Bojack Horseman.

Cheers, mate.