Sir Cumference

Sir Cumference – The Most Well-Rounded Knight in the RealmBehold Sir Cumference, a knight of noble bearing, impenetrable armor… and considerable presence.Legends say he once attempted to calculate his own waistline and accidentally invented advanced geometry. Since then, scholars agree: his circumference is both mathematically impressive and tactically advantageous.Sir Cumference earned his title after a squire remarked, “My lord, your bravery is matched only by your… radius.”Far from offended, the knight embraced his destiny.When arrows fly, they tend to curve respectfully around him.When taverns close, they do so out of fear of being out-rounded.When dragons attack, they often mistake him for a very determined castle turret.Encased in full plate with a sealed helmet (identity classified by royal decree), Sir Cumference speaks little — mostly because lifting the visor would require a pulley system. Yet none question his courage, or his mass. He prints reliably and stands solidly on th