Soap Press

I shower every day; I even use soap. Bar soap. Why do I use bar soap in an era of heavily scented body wash? Because men don't use loofahs. We just don't. Don't argue; you know deep down it's true.

At this point, loofah-using gentlemen, you might want to rethink your life choices.

And, it bugs me to no end when I get 80% of the way through a bar of soap, and it breaks into unusable slivers. I try to use the slivers anyway, because I hate to throw away something that is still useful, but they slip from my hands constantly. Eventually, out of frustration, I toss them into the trash. So much for trying to not be wasteful.

I have noticed that sometimes, under the right conditions, these soap slivers can miraculously adhere to each other again. So, what if there was a device that could apply consistent pressure to soap slivers to make them reusable? This is my answer to that question.

Time and pressure turns coal into diamonds; time and pressure can remold soap.

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