Space Zombies Payed Ones

Before the Shy King ordered his forces take a break from conquering the galaxy and have a long, deserving nap, a few of the more financially prudent Space Zombies had an idea.

Their financial backgrounds varied widely: some made their fortunes through savvy real estate decisions, others in trades of precious stones, and still others through means ones would be hard-pressed to classify as *legal*, or even *sane*. But despite their differences, they all agreed that it wouldn't do them any good if their money just sat there doing nothing while they slept through the millennia. So they pooled their earnings and invested in stocks (with values pegged to the total biomass volume of the up-and-coming "Homo Sapiens" species), bought a few promising lots of galactic real estate, and stuck a sizable portion of the remains into monthly compound interest accounts at the First Galactic Space Bank.

80 million years later, when they woke up, they found themselves sitting on some seriously big