Squiddy Kirb

My cursed friend asked me for this. God may be dead, but Squiddy Kirb is here to haunt your hollow life until the sun swallows the earth.

*Perks*

* A friend to follow your screaming soul into eternity

* Whispers the secrets of the universe into your ears while you sleep

* Gives good hugs

*Cons*

* Not a real squid

* He'll never leave