Taco Bell Booty Puck

This is a gag piece based on my friend group lore. The idea is that Taco Bell makes some concerning things happen ‘down there’ and ends up becoming a puck that can be fired at which point the puck basically becomes an antimatter laser. I thought this was funny so I made a literal hockey puck (to scale) and stand to remember it by.I am not sure why anyone would print this but I figured I might as well put it out there. Enjoy.