Thanksgiving Turkey Head

Tired of the same old, cheerful Thanksgiving bird?Introducing the sad Turkey Head: the perfect way to transform your majestic, golden-brown centerpiece into a monument of existential dread!Features: A face that says, "I know what I am, and I've accepted my fate." (It's mostly just accepted.)Aesthetic: Expertly sculpted to capture the sheer, unadulterated melancholy of a turkey who just knew he shouldn't have signed up for the butterball factory tour.Best Used For:Slightly terrifying small children.Confusing your in-laws.Making your Thanksgiving photos look like the opening shot of a surrealist horror film.Bonus: Instantly converts your festive dinner into a silent comedy. Watch your guests try to keep a straight face while carving the bird :)Warning: May cause spontaneous laughter, uncomfortable silence, or the sudden urge to apologize to your dinner.Print yours now and make your turkey dinner truly unforgettable… Suggested to use a wooden stick to put in your turke