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The GirthRight 5000
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# Are you *TIRED* of constantly losing your teeny-tiny TV and Roku remotes in the couch cushions?
### Fret no more.
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## **Behold: The _GirthRight 5000_**
An ergonomic, deliberate waste of space—designed to **keep you on top**.
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**Corporate plastic footprint?**
Not on the watch of today’s eco-conscious consumer-electronics conglomerates. They’ve tightened their belts. Not just on waste—but on **your** neck, and the ceiling pipe, too!
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**Why?**
Because it’s not just big.
It’s big *on purpose*.
**Features include:**
- **Impossible to lose** — because it’s bigly.
- **Cushion-proof** — no more remote archaeology.
- **Ergonomic-ish** — your thumb will be turning heads.
- **Conversation piece** — people will ask: *“Why…?”*
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## Don’t just keep track of your remotes.
**Empower them with passive aggression that cannot be ignored.**
### Fret no more.
---
## **Behold: The _GirthRight 5000_**
An ergonomic, deliberate waste of space—designed to **keep you on top**.
---
**Corporate plastic footprint?**
Not on the watch of today’s eco-conscious consumer-electronics conglomerates. They’ve tightened their belts. Not just on waste—but on **your** neck, and the ceiling pipe, too!
---
**Why?**
Because it’s not just big.
It’s big *on purpose*.
**Features include:**
- **Impossible to lose** — because it’s bigly.
- **Cushion-proof** — no more remote archaeology.
- **Ergonomic-ish** — your thumb will be turning heads.
- **Conversation piece** — people will ask: *“Why…?”*
---
## Don’t just keep track of your remotes.
**Empower them with passive aggression that cannot be ignored.**
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