The Golden Turd

Because nothing says "classy" like a giant golden turd.Whether you're rewarding exceptional mediocrity, spicing up your desk decor, or just need a golden reminder that life can be absolute s**t, this majestic swirl of sarcasm is the print for you. Printed in silky gold to really capture the "delusions of grandeur" energy, this sculpture makes the perfect gag gift, passive-aggressive trophy, or oddly luxurious bathroom decor. Highly recommended for:Office “Employee of the Month” awardsFriends who take themselves way too seriouslyThat one relative who always brings drama to dinnerPrint it, display it, cherish it or flush your worries away with the most gloriously polished poop you'll ever own.