The Swan Hook

I have been frustrated with every key-carrying device I've ever used or come across. I've used carabiners, S-biners, clips, magnets, cords… I finally reached a breaking point and spent a while designing my own. And after 1 year of use, I can confidently say that my wife and I are hooked (pun intended). I sell these personally for $5 a pop (with a lifetime warranty against breaking). I have given them to countless friends and family, and I haven't met a person that after 6 months hasn't come back to me and said something like, “we love these, we'll never use anything else again.” I'm uploading them here because I'm hoping this upgrade to your keychain will bring you as much joy as it has us and so many others. Happy printing! Here's my cheesy sales pitch:Are you frustrated with the standard options for carrying your keys? Carabiners, loops, rings, clips, ropes...?Recognize any of these issues?Too bigToo smallAnnoying to get on and off of stuff (like carab