Work "Service Award"

This is a JOKE “service award” for work. It's a butt-plug with “THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE” inlaid into the flat end. Leave it for your coworkers who will get the joke. Please do not actually try to use this!!!! I think it's roughly 2" in diameter, it's not designed to have structural integrity, ergonomics, sanitation, or anything else you would really want in such an object designed to be actually used. This is for people for whom sarcasm is their love language, if you misread who you give or show this to you're liable to end up in HR or get walked out. Have fun, get a laugh, don't get in trouble.