Alien Warrior

Behold, the most adorably menacing mini-warrior this side of the galaxy! Standing at a mighty few inches tall with a mohawk that could double as a space-cheese grater, this pint-sized powerhouse looks like what would happen if a medieval knight had a baby with an alien and raised it on a strict diet of anime and stardust. Those glowing eyes might be trying their hardest to intimidate, but paired with those chunky little legs and that rotund body, our alien warrior ends up looking more like an interstellar bouncer at the cutest space nightclub ever.