Butt Crack Bear

This isn’t just any bear… this is Butt Crack Bear. He’s round, serious, and slightly judgmental, but turn him around and you’ll discover his true feature: a perfectly sculpted bear butt crack. Whether you display him front-facing for maximum dignity, or rear-facing for maximum comedy, this chunky little guy is guaranteed to raise a smile. Ideal as a desk ornament, shelf buddy, or conversation starter. Easy to print, just pure bear cheeks, ready to shine.