Cyber Cat

Straight out of a dystopian basement server room, this techno-tabby is 80% attitude, 20% alloy, and 100% done with your offline nonsense. Rumor has it this cat once hissed at a firewall and it backed down.With ancient feline instincts encoded in hex, and laser-focus (literally?), it guards your 3D-printed shelf like it’s protecting the last tuna packet in the galaxy. Great for:Watching over your keyboard while you type things it silently judgesCausing existential crises in smart home devicesStaring into the void… and pinging it backBoost MeBoost this model and help Cyber Cat achieve its final form: administrator of your digital lair. (Also, it just really likes attention.) DisclaimerGenerated with AI assistance and a suspicious amount of coffee. No actual cats were uploaded to the cloud.