Diet Fork

The Diet Fork Have you tried weight loss programs, but can’t get results no matter what you try? Well you haven’t met the Diet Fork! The diet fork keeps you from eating more than you need by keeping portion sizes limited to how much you manage to fork into your mouth. The diet fork adds pizzaz and finesse to dieting by making you work for your food, bringing man back to a simpler time when you had to hunt for your meals. Now your hunting ground is your plate and your bow is the incredible diet fork. But don’t take our word for it- hear from our incredible customers: This is the best forking fork I’ve ever put in my mouth! Huck Terry Not sure I could get much food in my mouth, but I sure lost a lotta weight Michelle Jackson The filament doesn’t really feel good in your mouth and it was hard to get my food. But this guy’s gotta great sells pitch so I downloaded it, printed it, and followed the designer. Thats a five star rating in my book Smelvis Presley *This is a spoof, please do not a