Luigi Bust

A finely rendered bust of that Luigi — not the kart-racing plumber, but the other one who briefly hijacked the news cycle. Sculpted with the intense, thousand-yard stare of a man who knows his name will forever require a qualifier. Equal parts Renaissance portrait and true-crime podcast thumbnail, this piece asks the timeless question: “How did we get here?”

Display proudly, but be prepared to explain: No, not Mario’s brother… the other Luigi… yeah… that one.