Square Hogs

Growing Societies have growing needs, here at Legitimate Protein Concern have your best interest at heart.

Bringing you the one and only patented and copyrighted, Square Pig. Born and raised in our sterile and efficient Zero G farms. Fed a steady diet of MSG, lard and liquid smoke, these bacon babies are guaranteed to be the tastiest, tenderest pork in the solar system.

Why square?

Well old pigs were inefficient. New square pigs utilise up to 18% more space in both transit and factory farms. Not to mention portability, your average pig needs to be killed and frozen or penned, square pigs cannot walk, their trotters don't reach the ground and their bones have atrophied to almost nothing. We just stack'em up like crates right outside your favourite restaurant, squealin' and appealin'.



These are scaled to be about 1/2 the height of a 28mm human, they make good cover and can be stacked for better cover. Yes it's a Space Truckers reference.